Niall: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can’t believe I’m actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I’ll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Niall: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let’s make beautiful babies.
Me: I asked if you could sign my…. poster.
Niall: I could have sworn you just said -
Niall: But -